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Tuesday, August 19, 2008

None of that Sissy Crap

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,
but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad
like a spider monkey.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- we will high tail
it out of here.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well
again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will try to pick you up and dust you off.

9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my friend!

(Email i got)

4 comments:

Karaeleanor said...

HAHA!love it!very funny.glad you are posting again.can't wait to get together!
~k

Ashlee said...

Cool!
( Hathat`s funny!!!)

Rick said...

I just wanted to say I miss your smiling face at church, Kenna! Hope things are going well for you in Portage and that you have had an awesome summer! Have a great start to your new skewl next week.
;)

Mr. V

mrc-w said...

Haha, you are funny McKenna :)